It is fascinating to note that the history of sex toys extends back more than 28,000 years. Early phallic objects were crafted from materials such as stone, bronze, camel dung, and even bread. While it may seem unusual to consider that our ancestors utilized such items, it is highly probable that they did.
From the peculiar to the innovative, this brief overview chronicles the evolution of sex toys throughout history. Some of these items may provoke curiosity, yet they served their purpose effectively, which is ultimately what matters most to us.
World’s oldest dildo

From weird to wild: A brief history of sex toys
In 2005, German archaeologists were delighted to uncover what is recognized as the world’s oldest dildo in a cave located in Baden-Wuertemberg, southern Germany. This ancient stone phallus is estimated to be approximately 28,000 years old and is believed to be one of the earliest known sex toys on the planet. The archaeologists meticulously reconstructed the phallus from 14 stone fragments, resulting in a final measurement of about 20 centimeters (eight inches) in length and three centimeters in width. While it is likely that many of these phallic objects served ceremonial or religious functions, it is reasonable to conclude that they were also utilized in a sexual context.
Ancient China

From weird to wild: A brief history of sex toys
A bronze phallus, originating from Tomb 1 at Dayun Mountain in Xuyi, Jiangsu, dates back to the Western Han period (206 BCE-9 CE), specifically the 2nd century BCE. It is currently housed in the Nanjing Museum.
Research indicates that the Ancient Chinese exhibited a notable interest in sexual practices, as evidenced by their use of phallus-shaped objects for both the living and the deceased.
The tombs from China’s Han Dynasty, which are approximately 2,000 years old, revealed a collection of ancient sexual artifacts, including dildos made of bronze and jade. Jade was believed to possess protective qualities against malevolent spirits, and these phallic objects were utilized to seal orifices of the body, thereby preserving the ‘chi’ for the deceased in the afterlife.
For the living, Ancient China offered custom-designed dildos and various innovative devices intended to enhance pleasure.
Ancient Greece
1. The sexual customs of the Greeks introduce a novel interpretation of the phrase ‘let’s get this bread.’ Among their documented practices is olisbokollix, which entails the use of a loaf of bread as a sexual aid. While depictions of breadsticks employed in this manner have been in circulation for a considerable period, it remains uncertain whether their use was intended for religious rituals or for personal enjoyment.
1930s and 1940s
The Andis Vibrator was marketed to both men and women during the 1930s. It was promoted as a beauty instrument designed to enhance circulation in various areas of the body, including the face and scalp. However, upon closer examination of the numerous attachments that came with the device, it is suggested that the stimulation provided by this device extended beyond just women’s facial areas..
The Hollywood Vibra-Tone, provided by the Antique Vibrator Museum, was referred to as a “spot reducer” during the 1940s. Manufacturers asserted that applying vibrations to specific “problem areas” could facilitate weight loss. This particular model later served as the foundation for the renowned ‘Magic Wand’.
1970s
During the 1970s, the phrase ‘masturbation is liberation’ emerged, marking a shift towards a more positive discourse surrounding masturbation. In the late 1960s and throughout the 1970s, artist and sexual educator Betty Dobson initiated women-only workshops focused on masturbation. Dobson advocated that this practice was a means for women to reclaim their autonomy and strive for liberation.
This era also witnessed the public recognition of vibrators as ‘sex-aids.’ Prior to this, they were marketed under the guise of ‘personal massagers’ to circumvent regulations such as Texas’ Obscene Device Law, which restricted the use of sexual aids.
Dobson specifically recommended the Hitachi Magic Wand to participants in her workshops, which subsequently became one of the most celebrated and widely recognized sex toys in history.
1980s to present
1. The Baci clitoral sucker, designed by Lora DiCarlo and available through Enby, offers dual modes of clitoral stimulation. This innovative device employs microrobotics to replicate the sensations of lips and tongue, providing a unique experience that showcases the forefront of technological advancements in intimate products.
The evolution of the sex toy industry has been remarkable, tracing back to ancient artifacts such as 28,000-year-old stone phalluses. From anal beads to advanced clitoral suckers, technological advancements have significantly enriched the sexual experiences of many individuals, enabling them to explore and enhance their pleasure.
After such an engaging discussion about these devices, are you considering adding one to your collection or perhaps trying one for the first time? We invite you to participate in our Sex Toy Trivia event! Join us for a 70s-themed game show featuring two rounds of online trivia, along with various mini-games and chances to WIN sex toys! We look forward to your participation on February 11 from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. Wishing you peace, love, and joy!
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